MARVEL ULTIMATE ALLIANCE
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While the game is absolutely addicting, I can’t get over how stupid Ms. Marvel is in it. Why are you flying when you’re supposed to be walking, bitch? 

Also, I have to admit, shamefully, that I’m only playing this one to get to the second. I know there’s no chronological order, but I can’t do “2” if I don’t even do the original. It’s so fucked up.









 


Dora the Explorer popsicles (Slow Melt)
Why the FUCK do these have to be so good? I feel like such a freak when I walk up with just a box of popsicles at Food Lion, but then I get in my car and I start sucking on one (usually a grape one) and I forget about my worries. My problem is that the pink tastes like my shampoo. Where you at, grrl?













Jordyn Taylor
- the MySpace chick
I almost feel guilty for even calling her that, but she’s known as the MySpace chick. She is so amazingly talented. I’ve been pushing Robin Antin, creator of the Pussycat Dolls, to put her in the group. The two are friends and have been hanging out recently, so a partnership can’t be far behind…right? She was recently signed to a label in Japan, but let’s pray she gets a bigger breakthrough.










My friend Moho
I can’t even. What’s there not to love about him. Look at his fucking face. I wanna fucking skin it off and wear it myself. Love him. To the freakish degree.